This Post Doesn't Exist (Featuring Up to Six More Lies)

(instruction three complete)

Sky (instruction two complete) has used the power of technicalities to force me to make one of these posts. Thanks, Sky, really (instruction one complete). I would dearly love to accomplish instruction four in sentence form, but I don't think I have that cranial capacity. Nevertheless, here come the lies (and possibly truths):

1. I taught myself guitar by reading a 'Teach Yourself Guitar' book.
2. In Year 8, I got 2 and a half weeks of lunchtime detention for not being able to draw a human face.
   
3. My reason behind making a Sparklife account was so I could take the Sparktests.
4. 1984 by George Orwell was what led me to Sparknotes in the first place.
5. I was actually born in the US of A, making me a legal American.
6. I have, on a couple of occasions, sleepwalked to my TV and switched it on. On all said occasions, my parents believed I was doing that consciously and minded their own businesses.
   
7. I own a pink flying elephant in my basement.

Like Grudz, I shall disregard instructions five to seven, as most the people I know have done this anyway. However, if you read this and you have not done it, make one. There can never be enough liars in the world.

Note: Funsize has definitely not done this, so she's tagged.